Welcome to Flatland… And so construction began, and by construction I mean DESTRUCTION. As I may have mentioned previously, the house had been chopped into three cramped “apartments” – which we now had to knock through to create our home. To put this into perspective I shall now attempt to walk you through the old house … with words and some terribly lit photographs. Open the front door and walk into dark hall, to the left is a small door to the first fabulous apartment (Please note that all use of fabulous or similar language is meant in a forcefully sarcastic manner.). Directly to your right is minute kitchen station, to your left is a MANKY, dark blue pleather settee and coffee table aka the living room /dining room. Shuffle two timid steps past the “kitchen” and you will find one of the skinniest halls in the universe, turn left in said hall to discover yet another terribly thin room – this room has the added appeal of cigarette stained lino, a broken cistern and utter destitution – you guessed it, the bathroom. Pivot 40 degrees from the bathroom doorway and enter the bedroom. The bedroom is dark, it has … Continue reading Welcome to Flatland…